The Simpsons

Dear Sally. In response to you letter of December the 12th 1966, me favourite colour is blue, and me real first name is Richard.
Thanks for the snapshot. You're a real cute bird. Love, Ringo. PS: F...
Look! I'm using the original notches that came with my belt!
-- Homer is proud of his weight loss, "Brush with Greatne...
If you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator.
[leaves, crying] --Homer reacts to Burns' insulting his weight, "Brush with Greatne...
Dear Marge. Thanks for the fab painting of Yours Truly.
I hung it on me wall. You're quite an artist. In answer to your question, yes, we do have hamburgers and fries in England....
Friends, art lovers, security personnel...
He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it. -- Art critic, on Marge's portrait of Mr.
Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
-- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...
Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. Marge
[sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover? She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal Skinner comes in with Miss Hoover, who is crying] Lisa...
Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease....

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