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Martin's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!
Bart's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!...
You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.
-- Lisa comments on Bart's campaign antics, "Lisa's Substitute...
Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
Homer: Eh, what do you mean by `suggested donation'?
Clerk: Pay any amount you wish, sir. Homer: And uh, what if I wish to pay ....
Ooh, pretty creepy. Still, I'd rather have him chasing me than the Wolf Man.
-- Homer admires the mummy at the museum, "Lisa's Substitute...
She looks around and sees everybody else's dad with a good education, youthful looks, and a clean credit record, and thinks, "Why me?
What did I do to deserve this fat old piece of..." [cries] -- H...
Mr. B: There is a wonderful girl's future at stake.
Homer: Well, if she's so wonderful, give her an A!...
Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...
Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be [spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? Student 2: No, that means she was faking...
Bart: I demand a recount! Ms. K: [counts the votes] One for Martin.
Two for Martin. Would you like another recount?...

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