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Marge: Homer, go easy on the alkyhol. Remember last year at the Winfields' party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?
Homer: No. Marge: Mm. -- Homer starts getting tipsy, "War of the Sim...
Hey! You're Homer's sister-in-law, right? I remember you.
But I don't remember you being so beau[burp]tiful....
Dr. Hibert: If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you roll him onto his stomach.
Marge: Thank you, I will, Dr. Hibert. Thanks for coming....
Bart: They're fighting in the car again. Lisa: That music always sends a chill down my spine.
-- The kids watch Marge and Homer talk in the car, "War of the Simpso...
I like to think that I am a patient, tolerant woman, and that there was no line you could cross that would make me stop loving you.
But last night, you didn't just cross that line, you threw up on it!...
Marge: You are going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred him for life.
Homer: No, I didn't! I ... Oh, you mean inside, don't you. -- "War of the Simpso...
Homer: About last night. You might have noticed Daddy acting a little strange and you probably don't understand why.
Bart: I understand why. You were wasted. -- Damage control, "War of the...
Homer: I'm sorry it happened, and I just hope you didn't lose a lot of respect for me.
Bart: Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will....
We have some new pamphlets available in our church newsrack, including `Bible Bafflers', `Satan's Boners', `Good Grief
More Satan's Boners' and for the teens, `It's Not Cool to Fry in Hell'. -- Rev...
Marge: Grampa, could you do something? Grampa: I can dress myself.
-- Asking Grampa to babysit the kids, "War of the Simpso...

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