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Bart: Grampa, Mom was in such a hurry, she forgot to give you this.
It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't do....
Bart: After the supermarket, we'll go to the video store, grab a Krusty Burger, and head for the arcade.
Lisa: Bart, Grampa's a kindly old man. He trusts us. Are you sure it's right to...
A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev....
Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way, a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one that got away.
Homer: I see. [sotto voce] He also understands bowling expressions. -- Rev. L...
Ah, three couples. Our best turnout yet! -- Rev.
Lovejoy opens the marriage counseling retreat, "War of the Simpso...
Ned: Sometimes Maude (God bless her), she underlines passages in &l
my> Bible because she can't find hers. Home...
Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell us about hers?
Homer: Oh, she's perfect. Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?...
Marge: He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes.
Homer: [covers his face] Oh, it's all true! Rev.: Homer, don't interrupt. Homer: Sorry. ...
Lisa: Half a gallon of chocolate. Bart: Check. Lisa
Half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge. Bart: Check....
It's no use kidding myself. I'm having an ethical crisis.

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