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Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know.
No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hund...
Lisa: If we don't get to the convention soon, all the good comics will be gone!
Bart: Ah, what do you care about good comics? All you every buy is Casper the Wimpy Ghost....
Too bad you didn't come dressed as a popular cartoon character.
Bart: Oooh, what's that? Otto: My very own idea for a comic book, little man.
Radioactive Man: Ah, these Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves that I need to combat evil.
Fallout Boy: Gee willikers, Radioactive Man. Wished I was old enough to smoke Laramies. Rad...
Do you think the ghost of Dirk Richter haunts the bordello where his bullet-riddled body was found?
Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for a hundred, because you remind me of me....
Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth, but now I know
To buy that comic book! -- Bart, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...

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