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Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put together....
He also brought you the speed bump [cheer!] The dip sign [cheer!
] The fifteen mile per hour speed limit on Main Street [boo!...
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs.
Smithers: Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately.
Homer: [still speaking through the megaphone] Privately?...
Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet. -- Monty Burns' famous words, "Homer's Odyssey
Burns: Hear me out Simpson! I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor, or supervising technician, or whatever the hell you used to be.
I want you to be in charge of safe...
Homer: [thinking to himself] Me in charge of safety?
This place could blow sky-high. Naah, I'll concentrate on my work now....
Burns: You mean you're willing to give up a good job and a raise, just for your principles?
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