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Your not as stupid as you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.
-- Monty Burns, "Homer's Odyssey...
Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog.
So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow yourselves up....
You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
Bart: You know, there are names for people like you.
Lisa: No there aren't. Bart: Teacher's pet! Apple polisher!...
Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
It was an accident, man. A terrible, ghastly mistake.
-- Bart tries to talk his way out of another jam, "Bart the General...
Nelson: [threateningly] I'll get you after school, man.
Bart: But... Princ. Skinner: Oh no no no, he'll get you after school, son....
Look, everybody. I would just as soon not make a big deal out of this.
I'm not saying that I'm not a hero. I'm just saying that....
Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude. [to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike, man!
Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing his little face after the fight....
Thanks, Bart! We got the day off from school for this!
-- Milhouse attends Bart's wake, "Bart the General...

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