The Simpsons

First, you'll need a declaration of war. That way, everything you do will be nice and legal.
-- Herman, giving Bart advice on dealing with a local bully, "Bart the General...
Bart: Pssst. Grampa, I think this guy's a little nuts.
Grampa: Oh yeah? Well, General George S. Patton was a little nuts....
Bart: Okay, we all know why we're here, right? Milhouse
No, why? Bart: To fight Nelson, the bully. That guy has been tormenting all of us for years, and I for one am sick of it!...
Bart: I got a B in arithmetic. Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. Army: Would have got an A but I was sick....
Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. Army: We are rubber, you are glue.
Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Army...
Bart: What's the matter with you, soldier! Boy: It's my nerves, sir.
I just can't stand the barking any more. Bart: Your nerves!...
Bart: In English class I did the best. Army: In English class I did the best.
Bart: Because I cheated on the test. Army: Because I cheated on the test....
Bart: We are happy, we are merry. Army: We are happy, we are merry.
Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary. Army: We got a rhyming dictionary....
Herman: When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing.
You got the water balloons? Bart: [salutes] Two hundred rounds, sir....
It's a classic Pincer's Movement. It can't fail against a ten-year-old!
-- Herman lends Bart military advice, "Bart the General...

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