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Marge: I don't know... Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs attention, but all the while, our little Lisa's becoming a young woman.
Homer: Oh, so that's it, this is some kind of u...
Lisa: [improvises] Murphy: Now now now, low B flat.
Lisa: [jams down low] Murphy: Okay, Lisa. Altissimo register....
Murphy: My friends call me `Bleeding Gums'. Lisa: Ewwww, how'd you get a name like that?
Murphy: Well let me put it this way... You ever been to the dentist?...
Murphy: Oh, I'm so lonely, Since my baby left me.
I got no money, And nothing is free....
The Blues isn't about feeling better, it's about making other people feel &l
worse>, and making a few bucks while your at it. -- Bleeding Gums Murphy, "Moaning Lisa...
Marge: Lisa! Get away from that jazz man! Lisa: But Mom!
Can I stay a little longer? Can I Mom, can I? Marge...
Kent: ... through downtown Springfield today gutting Symphony Hall, the Springfield Museum of Natural History, the Springfield Arts Center, and Barney's Bowl-o-rama.
Homer: Waugh! [cho...
Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...
Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh, hold on....
Homer: Give me some quarters... I'm doing my laundry.
Clerk: Yeah, right. [gives him the quarters] Home...

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