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Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Marge
My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand the appeal....
If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.
-- Lisa, "Krusty Gets Busted'...
Oooooh, eight carousels! We're in for a real treat!
-- Marge welcomes her sisters, laden with slides of their latest trip, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir?
-- Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Mmm... Chocolate... Ooooh, double chocolate... Gasp!
New flavor! Triple chocolate! -- Homer buys ice cream, "Krusty Gets Busted...
What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you so unhappy when you are purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
-- Apu to Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....
You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
-- Apu to a (cowardly) Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Patty: This is a Mexican delicacy called a `taco platter'.
Selma: Mmm, delicious....
Krusty: Hey, what's going on, here? Wiggum: Krusty the Clown, you're under arrest for armed robbery.
You have the right to remain silent....

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