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Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? Krusty
[brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised] Atty...
Mr. Simpson, was that you taking that cowardly dive into that display of heavily-salted snack treats?
-- Prosecutor at Krusty's trial, "Krusty Gets Busted...
These toys are just adorable. Who would have guessed they were inspired by an insane criminal genius.
-- Marge throws out Krusty-related toys, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Bart: Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality! Home
No I'm not, I'm hopping on the bandwagon! Now come on, son, get with the winning team!...
Good people, I'm so happy you're all here tonight. But please, just a few words of caution.
Prosecutor: Betting slips, indicating that you've lost substantial sums of money on sports gambling.
Krusty: [dramatically] Is it a crime to bet on sporting events? Prosecutor: Yes, i...
Foreperson: We find the defendant, Krusty the Clown.
.. Guilty. Crowd: [gasp!] Defense Attorney: Ugh!...
Bart: I bet I can prove Krusty's innocent, but... [meekly] I need your help.
Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Ba...
hiding behind the counter] Okay, don't try anything funny.
I'm armed to the teeth. -- Apu, once bitten twice shy, "Krusty the Clow...
Hey, hey, this is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!
-- Apu, "Krusty Gets Busted...

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