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See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled.
Now, how's <that> for freedom of choice!...
Homer: Hey, Lenny, does this place have one of those plutonium isolation deals?
Lenny: Yeah, in Sector 12. Homer: Sector 12? Lenny...
We think Maggie may say her first word any day now.
-- Marge's letter to Bart, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Quand je sens que ma foi dans les forces supr\^emes faiblit, je pense toujours au miracle de l'anti-freeze.
-- Cesar, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Whenever my faith in God is shaken, I think of the miracle of anti-freeze.
-- Cesar, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Cesar: [shoves a cup of wine in Bart's face] Drink this.
Bart: Oh, no thanks. Cesar: Do not worry. This is France....
He sees well enough. Now go buy a case of anti-freeze. -- Cesar, "The Crepes of Wrath
I'm so stupid. Anybody could've learned this dumb language by now.
Bart: You gotta help me. These two guys work me night and day.
They don't feed me. They make me sleep on the floor....
Oh, just some blueprints Adil wanted. I'm telling you, he's such a curious little Dickens.
I bet he could a nukeeler power plant if he wanted to!...

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