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Lavish attention on me, and entertain me. -- Maggie's first "words", "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Lisa: Maggie? Maggie? [covers her eyes] Maggie
[babbles] Translator: [monotone] Where did you go?...
People are afraid of new things. You should have just taken an existing product and put a clock on it or something.
-- Homer, on the baby translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I gave Herb all the money I had in the world, and he still treats me like something he pulled out of his ear.
-- Homer laments his fate, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A! -- Herb's success with the translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
-- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already won' check] One million dollars!
I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr. Simpson, I can assure you, this ch...
Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points. -- Homer may have...
Marge: Well, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and I'm not going to start now....

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