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Marge: Wow, the President's bathroom... Lisa: [opens a curtain, revealing our First Lady in the tub soaking] Bab
[gasp] Do you mind! Lisa: Barbara Bush! Babs: Ugh, you have those damn badges....
Tour guide: Folks, we print more than 18 million bills a day.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, no, we don't give out free samples....
Homer: Bart! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis! -- Or is it Looey?
Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles] Home
Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh, Marge, grow up....
Well, Jerry, you're a whale of a lobbyist, and I'd like to give you a logging permit, I would.
But this isn't like burying toxic waste. People are going to notice those trees are gone....
Arnold: You must be Lisa Simpson. Lisa: Hello, sir.
Arnold: Lisa, you're a doer. And who knows, maybe someday you'll be a congressman or a senator....
Moe: [seeing a photo of Congressman Arnold and Lisa in the paper] Aw, isn't that nice.
Now <there> is a politician who cares. Barney...
Lisa: I'm too excited to sleep. Anyone up for the Winifred Beecher Howe Memorial?
Homer: [half asleep] Who's that? Lisa: An early crusader for women's rights....
I will iron your sheets when you iron out the inequities in your labor laws.
Amen, sister. -- Lisa reads the inscription on the Winifred Beecher Howe Memorial, "Mr....
Lisa: [over the strains of the Battle Hymn of the Republic] [sees the Lincoln Memorial in the reflecting pool] Honest Abe, he'll show me the way.
[goes to the memoria...

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