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Okily dokily! -- Ned Flanders, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II
Alien 1: It seems the earthlings won. Alien 2: Did they?
That board with a nail in it may have defeated us....
Presented for your consideration: Springfield. An average little town, with a not-so-average monster.
[townsfolk wander around with nervous smiles, saying, `Happy happy!'] The people of Springfield...
And did I mention to you that the monster is a ten-year-old boy?
[zoom in on Bart] Quite a twist, huh? Bet you didn't see that one coming....
Bart: [sees Snowball 2] Every day, same old cat. I'll make it more interesting.
[furrows his brow, turning the cat into a multi-colored fire-breathing whatever] Snowball...
He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on &l
my> side....
Well, class the history of our country has been changed again, to correspond with Bart's answers on yesterday's test.
[groans from the class] America was now discovered in 1942 by ... [consults] `So...
Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
Uh, hey, everybody!...
The kick is up! It's looking good! The ball is turning into a fat bald guy!
[Homer sails through the air (`Aaaaaaaaagh!') and collides with the goal post....
laughs sickly] Well, we're still on. Three hundred and forty-six consecutive hours, and all because of one little boy who.
.. who WON'T LET ME STOP!!! [delirious] Anyway, now let's go over and see...

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