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Jerry: Clarinet? Homer: No. Jerry: Oboe? Homer: No.
Jerry: Saxophone? Homer: No. Wait a minute, what was that last one again?...
inging] My ding-a-ling. My ding-a-ling. I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.
.. -- Student's entry in the school talent contest, "Lisa's Pony...
Let's all enjoy Lisa Simpson's rendition of Stormy Leather, uh, Weather.
-- Principal Skinner's reduction, er, introduction, "Lisa's Pony...
Homer: Look, I let you down, and I apologize. I know that doesn't make it right, but I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me Lisa
[not convincingly] I forgive you. Home...
Lisa: [as a baby, taking her first steps] Marge: [o.
.] Look, Homer! Lisa's taking her first steps! Home...
Tattoo: De plane! De plane! Mr. R: No, my freakish little friend.
That's a seagull. -- Watching TV, "Lisa's Pony...
Lisa: [as a baby, in her high chair] Dada? Dada?
Marge: [o.s.] Did you hear that, Homer? [pan over to Homer strangling Bart] Home...
Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
-- Homer, "Lisa's Pony...
Marge: Homey, you've got to stop looking for the quick fix.
If you keep spending time with Lisa, she'll forgive you....
Homer: I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for.
Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony. Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford &l...

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