The Simpsons

Marge: Mmm... I am <very> upset with you. Home
Sounds like someone's angling for a pony of her own! -- Homer just purchased "Lisa's Pony...
Bart: Hey, how come Lisa gets a pony? Homer: Because she stopped loving me.
Bart: I don't love you either, so give me a moped....
Marge: Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?
Homer: I got it all figured out....
This is what love costs a month? -- Homer sees the $
530/month bill for stable fees to house "Lisa's Pony...
Lady: I'm teaching your daughter riding, grooming, and at no extra charge, pronunciation.
Lisa: [atop Princess, in riding gear] Fahther, you've made me the happiest gahl who ever lived!...
Grampa: [fumbling with the joystick] What do I do? Ba
Grampa, do you want to go to the right? Grampa: Yes?...
Lisa: Wait Dad, I've got something for you. [kisses him] Home
Oh, I was hoping it'd be money. -- How to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!...
First you didn't want me to get the pony. Now you want me to take it back!
Make up your mind! -- Homer argues with Marge over "Lisa's Pony...
Homer: There's plenty of money out there for a guy who's willing to work for it!
Do you have any jewelry you don't need any more? Marge...

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