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Expiration date? June nineteen eighty ni--uh.... 2012, yeah.
.. -- Homer orders junk off the TV again, "Saturdays of Thunde...
Marge: Maybe you should do something with the kids while I'm gone.
Homer: [sugary-sweet] Oh, sure, great idea. I've love to....
Bart wields an acetylene torch, his safety goggles neatly perched atop his head (not over his eyes).
] Homer: Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame. (Stupid kid.) -- Safety last, "Saturda...
Skowie: [pumped full of lead by a passing motorcyclist, lying in a pool of his own blood] Damn, damn damn.
McBain? McBain: Yes? Skowie: I'm not going to make it. McBain: Oh, stop talking cra...
Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors] Clerk
You want to rent it, sir? Homer: Why? I just saw the best part!...
The compound fracture, truly one of football's greatest injuries.
-- Watching `Football's Greatest Injuries', "Saturdays of Thunde...
Marge: Homer, could you turn off the TV? There's a little test I want you to take.
TV: [crunch] Augh! Homer; Oh, great, you made me miss Joe Theismann!...
Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
Homer: I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father!
[bawls] Selma: You're also fat. Homer: I'm also fat! [bawls more] -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
Mr. Simpson, we'll send a wood-paneled station wagon over for you immediately.
-- Dave from the National Fatherhood Institute, "Saturdays of Thunde...

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