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Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
[caption reads, "Opposites attract?"] Homer: He's not so fat....
Kent: And we visit with heavyweight champion Dreaderick Tatum, who reminisces about growing up in Springfield.
Tatum: That town is a dump. If you ever see me back there, you'll know I...
But first! Part seven of our eye-opening look at the bikini!
-- Kent Brockman hosts `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'...
Whoa! T and A!
-- Bart catches a glimpse of `Eye on Springfield's story on bikinis, "Flaming Moe'...
Janey: Now remember, Wanda, whatever shape the wax takes, that's what your husband's job will be.
Wanda: [disappointed] It's a mop. My husband will be a janitor. Lisa: That looks like an Olym...
Coming up next: An elephant who never forgets... to brush!
-- Kent Brockman hosts `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'...
Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph. Home
Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young man....
Homer: What's the matter, Moe? Moe: Oh, business is slow.
People today are healthier and drinking less....
Increased job satisfaction and family togetherness are poison for a purveyor of mind-numbing intoxicants like myself.
-- Moe, "Flaming Moe'...
Gin and... tonic? [in disbelief] Do they mix?
-- Moe dusts off his chart of drink recipes, "Flaming Moe'...

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