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Selma: [showing slides] And this is Patty trying to plug her leg razor into one of those ungodly Czechoslovakian outlets.
[next slide, of a hairy-legged Patty] As you can see, we neve...
I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.
In my haste, I had grabbed a bottle of the kid's cough syrup....
I don't know the scientific explanation, but FIRE MADE IT GOOD.
-- Homer creates a new drink, "Flaming Moe'...
Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
-- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
Hey, this drink is delicious. And my phlegm feels looser!
-- Snake oil not included, "Flaming Moe'...
Barney: [discovers the salad bar] Hey, what's this?
Moe: A sneeze guard. Barney: [sneezes, spewing snot all over the sneeze guard] Wow, it really works!...
Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for accepting food stamps.
-- Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
[everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
Martin: So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank Mr.
A. J. P. Martin. Ms. K: [applauding] Oh, brilliant, Martin, brilliant!...
The Inventor I Admire, by Bart Simpson. The inventor I admire is not a rich man or a famous man or even a smart man.
He's my father, Homer Simpson. -- "Flaming Moe'...

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