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Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Hutz
I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink....
Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed.
.. Marge...
Now <that's> what I call a Happy Hour. -- Moe in bed with the waitress, "Flaming Moe'
Woman: Morris, something troubles me. Moe: Don't worry, baby, my mother won't be home for another 20 minutes.
-- Moe and the waitress in bed, "Flaming Moe'...
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
Joey: Mrs. Krabappel, I really need my drumsticks. Ms.
K: [lasciviously playing with the drumsticks] Come and get 'em... -- "Flaming Moe'...
Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
Broker: Your stock in the power plant just went up for the first time in ten years.
Homer: I own stock? Broke...
For your information, I just made a cool $25 playing the market.
Buy low, sell high, that's my motto. I may just quit my job at the power plant and become a full-time stock....
Homer: Hey, you guys aren't from around here, are you?
Man 1: Ach, nein. We are from Chermany. He is from ze East....

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