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Homer: Good evening, Madam. You have been selected by the good people of Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new Nev-R-Dull knife edge.
Here, shake hands with the Slash-Co! [hands h...
First, let me assure you that this is not one of those shady pyramid schemes you've been hearing about.
No sir. Our model is the trapezoid! -- Shady seminar speaker at `Million$ for Nothing', ...
Fourth notice. Ninety days overdue. We break thumbs.
-- Marge reads the mail from bill collectors, "I Married Marge...
Repossessing stuff is the hardest part of my job. -- Man from the Repo Depot, "I Married Marge
Lisa: [crying] That is so sad. Homer: Oh, come on, honey.
You know how it turns out. After all, you wouldn't be here today if I hadn't become the responsible head of a household....
Marge, I've got two-and-a-half words for you. Gulp.
'N'. Blow. -- Patty tells Marge where she can find Homer, "I Married Marge...
Homer: Yeah, whaddya want. Marge: My husband by my side.
Homer: You want fries with that? -- Homer works at the Gulp-N-Blow, "I Married Marge...
Look at me. I'm a trainee. They won't even tell me what's in the secret sauce.
-- Homer works at the Gulp-N-Blow, "I Married Marge...
That's it... That's it... Come closer... [gobbles a power pellet] Muhahaha!
Ironic isn't it. The hunter has become the hunted!...
Listen to me, Mister Big-Shot. If you're looking for the kind of employee that takes abuse, and never sticks up for himself, I'M YOUR MAN!
You can treat me like dirt, and I'll <still> kiss your b...

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