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You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years.
I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do....
Marge: Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest.
Sting: Not while one of my fans needs me. Marge: Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play one of your albums....
And now, with his picks for today's games, the man who's right 52% of the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo!
-- Brent Gunsilman hosts a football pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
Moe's Tavern, where the peanut bowl is freshened hourly.
-- Moe answers the phone, "Lisa the Greek...
At the end of thirteen seconds of play, it's New England seven, Denver nothing.
-- The football report, "Lisa the Greek...
Look Dad, I made a modern studio apartment for my Malibu Stacy doll.
[shows a neatly furnished shoebox] This is the kitchen, this is where she prints her weekly feminist newsletter....
Lisa: Why isn't Dad ever interested in anything I do?
Marge: Well, um, do you ever take an interest in anything &l...
Well, if you want to get closer to him, then maybe &l
you> should bridge the gap. I do it all the time....
Smooth Jimmy Apollo: [explaining his poor prediction] Well, folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
Homer: Why didn't you say that before!! -- Watching...
TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
Homer: [dials the number] Voice: You... have reached....

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