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Mom, I'm tired. I want to go home. Can't I just lie down for a minute?
-- Bart whines about being forced to shop for clothes, "Lisa the Greek...
Bart: You know why these clothes are on sale, Mom?
Because the people who wear them get beaten up....
What could be more exciting that the savage ballet that is pro football?
-- Lisa, "Lisa the Greek...
Homer: You like ice cream, don't you? Lisa: Uh huh.
Homer: And don't you like ice cream better when it's covered with hot fudge?...
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong.
Even though they say it's okay in the bible....
Lisa: Can I watch football with you again next Sunday?
Homer: Sure! You'll find it gets rid of the unpleasant aftertaste of church....
Football player: [being interviewed] This team is fired up.
We came here to play! Homer: Aw right! [picks up the phone to place his bet] Lisa...
Homer: You think we should bet against them? Lisa: I'd bet my entire college fund on it.
Homer: You got it. [to phone] Moe, twenty-three dollars on New York! -- "Lisa the Greek...
Homer: [tossing Lisa in the air in celebration] Yaay!
Lisa: Yaay! Homer: [continues tossing] Lisa: Whoa!...
Homer: Who do you like in the afternoon games? Lisa

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