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Under the banner "The Library / The Hip Place To Be" sits a lone reader] Lisa
Hey, the new sign's really working! Mrs. Norton: Oh, it's been a madhouse, Lisa!...
Lisa flips through the card catalog] Let's see... Football.
.. Football... `Homoeroticism in'... `Oddball Canadian rules'....
Homer: Lisa, you picked the winner every time. You must have some kind of special gift!
Lisa: Come on, Dad....
Gasp! Look at these prices! We could finally get rid of those termites for the cost of this meal!
-- Marge reads the menu for The Gilded Truffle, "Lisa the Greek...
Waiter: Hello, I'm Marco, I'll be your waiter. Home
Hello, I'm Homer, I'll be your customer. [Homer, Bart, and Lisa chuckle] Waite...
Waiter: Would you care to select the wine? Bart: I'll do the honors.
[takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no, no!...
Homer: Oh, violin guy! [strolling violinist approaches] [tucks some money in the violinist's pocket] [to Lisa] What's your favorite song?
Lisa: The Broken Neck Blues. Homer: [to violini...
Brent: It is the playoffs. It's five below, and there's one loyal fan wearing nothing but a G-string, and the team colors painted on his body!
[camera shows the fan in questio...
Homer: Well, Lisa, it's daddy-daughter day, and Daddy needs daughter's picks.
Lisa: Dad, I'm making the Chiefs my five-star silver bullet special....
Barney: Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?
Homer: Barney, are you nuts? That's the Super Bowl!...

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