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For your information, I can take care of my... [Maggie loses her grip and falls] Auugh!
[picks up Maggie] See? Got her on the first bounce. -- A bouncing baby girl, "Homer Alone...
This is KOMA, WKOMA, restful easy listening. Coming up next, a super set of songs about clouds.
.. -- "Homer Alone...
Selma: Kids, you haven't touched your tongue sandwiches.
You need something to drink? Patty: We've got clamato, Mr....
Lisa: [yawns] I think I'll just hit the hay. Selma
It's 12:30 in the afternoon! Lisa: [quietly] I'm aware of the time....
Bart: I'm scared, Lisa. Lisa: You think <you> know fear?
Well, <I've> seen 'em naked! Bart: Waaaaauuuugh!...
I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys the Groovy Mule"!
-- "Homer Alone...
Troy: Our tour starts in your very own room, where Relaxo-Vision offers you the latest Hollywood hits.
And after midnight, the finest R-rated movies Europe has to offer! [smacks his lip...
Homer: Come on, Maggie. Nummy-nummy-num! Maggie: [refuses to eat her baby food] Home
Aaaaahhh... [eats some to demonstrate] Mmm....
Marge, it's times like this I'm glad I flunked out of that Mexican med school.
-- Gregory, the masseuse at Rancho Relaxo, "Homer Alone...
picks up Maggie] Whoa! Someone smells stinky! [sniffs himself] Oh, it's me.
-- Barney, bastion of cleanliness, "Homer Alone...

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