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Ned: I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boy.
Homer: Oh, come on, Flanders. I don't complain about your....
Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
When my father got out of the Navy, he cursed a blue streak.
It nearly cost him his job as a baby photographer....
Ms.K: [writing] When I read your letters, I feel as if you are right here watching me.
[looks up, Bart is watching her] -- "Bart the Love...
I can't help but feel partly responsible. -- Bart, completely responsible, "Bart the Love
Bart, you're the closest thing to a man in my life.
And that's so depressing, I think I'm going to cry....
Gasp! Beer! How did you know! -- Homer receives a surprise gift, "Bart the Love
This is your teacher!? I should start going to Parents' Night.
[growls] -- Homer sees Bart's photo of a sexy Ms. Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
Homer: Boy, you've got to go to your teacher and tell her the truth!
Marge: No, Homer, the truth will humiliate her! Home...
Step aside! Sensitive love letters are my specialty!
-- Homer offers to help Bart write a love letter, "Bart the Love...

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