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Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpville. Population---You.
-- Homer helps Bart write a letter, "Bart the Love...
Bart: How about, "Crocodiles bit off my face." Marge
That's disgusting! And besides, when a woman lives a man, it doesn't matter that a crocodiles bit off his face....
Three simple words: I am gay. -- Homer helps Bart write a letter, "Bart the Love
Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer!
I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who needs employees?...
Bleah. The state lottery. Exploiter of the poor and ignorant.
[turns on his neon sig...
on the phone] Bart, I need some lucky numbers, fast!
How old are you? ... [jots it down] Uh huh. And what's your birthday?...
Apu: Snap on your bulletproof vest, Sanjay, it's time for another bank run.
Sanjay: All right. But if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife....
Homer: You'll never guess what happened, Marge. Are you ready?
I have a feeling that we may win... the lottery!...
Marge: Homer, we're on a tight budget, here. Promise me you won't get carried away.
Homer: Yes, money. ... I mean, honey. -- Homer catches lottery fever, "Dog of Death...
Kent: But there's already one big winner: Our state school system, which gets fully half the profits from the library.
Skinner: [talking with his teachers] Just think what we ca...

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