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Kent: We now take you to the [lottery] drawing, live.
I hope you've got <your> tickets. I've got mine....
If you were seventeen, we'd be rich! But nooooooooooo.
.. You had to be ten....
I'm tired of this conversation. Let's talk about something else.
I'm going home. -- Grampa Simpson, "Dog of Death...
I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world
Doggie heaven....
Bart: Is there a doggie hell? Homer: Well... Of course, there couldn't be a heaven if there weren't a hell.
Bart: Who's in there? Homer: Oh, uh... Hitler's dog... and that dog Nixon had, wha...
Marge: Honey, $750 is a lot of money. We really can't afford this operation.
Bart: You're gonna just let him [SLH] die? Marge...
Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Burns: Nonsense.
Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers....
Marge: I found a way to stretch the food budget. Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night.
Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night... Homer: [whining, fearing th...
Marge, I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer.
Basically, we become a family of travelling acrobats!...
It's times like this I'm glad I flunked out of dental school. -- Veterinarian, "Dog of Death

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