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Homer: Hey, how come he [SLH] gets meat and we don't?
Marge: You wouldn't want what he's eating. It's mostly just snouts and entrails....
Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that? Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur! -- "Dog of Death...
Why here's a fellow. Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks.
Reminds me of me... -- Monty Burns selects a new attack dog (SLH), "Dog of Death...
If that were a real girl scout, I'd have been bothered by now!
-- Burns scolds SLH, his new attack dog, "Dog of Death...
I know how you feel. I lost my dog, too. He's in here somewhere.
That was his dish... And that was his leash... And that's where he took a wizz on the rug.
.. [sobs] -- Homer looks back on the days with Santa's Little Helper, "Dog of Death...
Marge: Homer, get a hold of yourself. Even if he [SLH] &l
has> passed on, there's no reason to cry. Remember, doggie heaven?...
Bart: I'm not giving up. I don't care if I have to knock on every door in this two-bit town.
I'm going to find my dog! Homer: And I'll be right here watching TV. -- He'll be with you in sp...
Kent: [answering the door] Hello, I'm Kent Brockman.
Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I lost my dog. Kent: Mm hm....
Smithers: Um, I hate to interrupt your longevity treatment, sir, but there's a sweet little boy at the door.
Burns: Release the hounds. -- "Dog of Death...

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