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Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me? Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma!
That man is scum! Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
We now return to the 27th Annual Krusty the Clown Telethon for Motion Sickness.
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
I love you people! I love my kids! [indicates] Poor little guys.
So tragic. So nauseous. You should see the bus they came to the studio in!...
Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
Marge: Now, about your wedding dress. Mmm, I'm not sure how to put this.
.. Selma: White! Marge: [writing] White. -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Homer: You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce.
It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But bro...
This wedding is spinning out of control. Can we really afford it?
I've already run through eight of the ten dollars they gave me when I left prison....
Hey, relax. I told you, I got money. I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.
-- Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
Selma: Driver, here's a fin. Get me home and don't spare the whip!
Barney: [the carriage driver] Whatever you say, Mum!...

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