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Mmm... Chocolate... -- Homer, "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
Marge: Please, Grampa, he's in a coma. Grampa: Coma!
? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the.....
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! Chalme
[dryly] Hello, Seymour. Skinner: So, what's the word down at One School Board Plaza?...
Excellent. Not a trace of urine.
-- Superintendent Chalmers inspects the school sandbox, "Whacking Day...
Homer: Hey, kids, how was school? Lisa: I learned how many grams in a pennyweight.
Bart: I got expelled. Homer: That's my boy! [sips his Duff] Mmm....
Ach du lieber! Das is nicht eine Booby! -- Adolf Hitler, "Whacking Day
Marge: Bart, I'd like you to read this copy of "Johnny Tremaine".
It's a book I read as a girl. Bart: A book!...
Gentlemen, start your whacking! -- Miss Springfield, "Whacking Day
I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. -- Grampa Simpson, "Whacking Day
Bart: That cute little character could take America by storm.
All he needs is a hook. Gabbo: [coyly] I'm a bad widdle boy....

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