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Marge: Your teenage son or daughter will think this wishbone necklace is really cool!
Man: I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid....
Bart: Dad, when did you record an album? Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son.
It was only eight years ago. Ba...
Homer: Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Apu, and I would get together and sing, and the crowds went wild!
[Scene shows roses and underwear getting thrown o...
Bart: [incredulous] Barbershop? That ain't been popular since aught six, dagnab it.
Homer: [reproachfully] Bart, what did I tell you? Ba...
Anyway, rock and roll had become stagnant. "Achy Breaky Heart" was seven years away
omething had to fill the void. That something was barbershop....
Abe: That's my son up there! Man: What, the balding fat-ass?
Abe: Uh, no, the...Hindu guy. -- Abe thinks under pressure, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
Ned: You know, reverend, this really isn't a hymn. Rev
[crossly] Ned, there's an oil stain in the parking lot that looks just like St....
Nigel: Homer, I'm a theatrical agent, and I want to represent your group.
[Hands Homer his card] Homer: Really? Nigel: Yeah....
Apu: [introducing himself] Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Nigel
Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarchais....
Homer: Barney! How'd you like to sing for our group?
Barney: [On the bathroom floor] Sure, why not? [searching] Now, where's me toothpick?...

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