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Homer: {[reads label on the Mr. Cleanser bottle] Hmm.
.."Use only in a well-ventilated area." Shove it, buddy!...
ong finishes] Bart: [groans] Marty: And that was "Take This Job and Shove It.
Now let's make another one of our lucky phone calls -- Bill...
Marty: Now let's try another lucky phone call. [phone rings] Wiggum
Help! Help us! They stole our uniforms, guns, and tasers!...
Marty: Let's try one more number. Homer: Y'ello? Ba
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid!...
Homer: Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like.
..love! Marge: Or double-ply windows. They look just like regular windows but they'll sav...
Marty: [sheepish laughter] We appreciate you coming down, but, heh, look kid, the thing us, uh heh heh.
..we don't _have_ an elephant, heh heh. Bill: Come on, kid: just take the money, h...
Marty: We think we know how your mind works, Bart. So how about thi
we pay your principal $10,000 to pull down his pants and keep them down for the rest of the school year, ha ha!...
Boss: Look, our ratings are down, and the station is being swamped with angry calls and letter-bombs.
[A few letter-bombs explode in a pile] And it's all your fault! Bil...
Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
Marge: I really think this is a bad idea. Homer: Marge, I agree with you -- in theory.
In theory, communism works. In theory....

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