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Stampy trumpets] Homer: What's he yelling about? Lisa
He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter] eat it slow....
Stampy lies weakly on the ground] Lisa: He can't just eat peanuts, Dad, he needs plants to live.
Homer: [crafty] Plants, eh? [At the Springfield Arboretum "(Tree place)"] Ba...
Homer: {That bird! He's killing the elephant. Stop him!
} Lisa: {No, Dad, he's grooming him.} Homer: {[crafty] Grooming him, eh?...
Lisa: Taught Stampy any tricks yet, Bart? Bart: Nah.
He doesn't want to learn, and I don't want to teach him....
Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
-- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
Mrs. Lovejoy: That animal of yours is certainly bad-tempered.
Lisa...
Homer: Look at this, Marge: $58 and all of it profit!
I'm the smartest businessman in the world....
Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once, right?
Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4. Home...
Man: Well, sir, I'll be honest with you: I need a large African elephant and I need it today.
But I'm afraid this just isn't what I'm looking for....
Warden: Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elepha
thousands of acres of simulated African savannah....

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