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Stampy butts another elephant] Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
Warden: Oh, I think he is. Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?...
Homer: [sighs] Lousy job. Nothing exciting ever happens.
[A fanfare plays; an emcee and a scantily clad woman appear] Emcee...
Burns: Careful, Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know.
Smithers: I'll go find a spherical one, sir. -- Mr. Burns takes a bath, "Burns' Hei...
Man 1: All right! We're finally going to stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste!
Man 2: Oh, no! Our boat is sinking! Burns: It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn'...
Smithers: I got a mink chamois, sir, I hope it -- Oh my God!
Mr. Burns is dead! [sobs] Why do the good always die so young?...
Burns: Smithers, do you realize if I had died, there would be no one to carry on my legacy.
Due to my hectic schedule and lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir. Now I have no...
Burns: Hello, I'm Montgomery Burns. Homer: Aah! Bu
Now then, I'm looking for a suitable young male heir to leave my fortune to when I pass away -- my vast, vast, _vast_ fortune....
Milhouse: I have nothing to offer you but my love. Bu
I specifically said, no geeks! Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool....
Lisa: [clears throat] I propose to you that your heir not need be a boy.
In this phallocentric society of ours -- Bu...
Homer: That's it, boy: you're our last hope. Ba
Aw, I just don't want to be here, Dad. Besides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on....

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