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Homer: OK, boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and you're a shoo-in!
Bart: [walks onstage, squints at cue cards] Hello, Mr....
Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
Isn't there something you'd like to say? Home...
Burns: It's no use. I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council.
Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know, Smithers....
Burns: Heh heh, look, Smithers -- a creature of pure malevolence.
He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat....
Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....
Bart: Now that you've agreed to reap the windfall of my death, I must return to my large, empty mansion to rattle around and await the inevitable -- alone.
Marge: Are you thinking what I...
Marge: Bart, since he is giving you all of his money, maybe it would be nice if you'd spend some time with him.
Bart: Well... Marge: Come on, honey. Bart: All right. Homer: Aw, how come Ba...
Burns: Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of "booger man", but I'm really not such a bad dude.
Oh, your milk's gone cold -- I'll ring for the maid. [pushes a butto...
Bart: And I had the greatest time! Mr. Burns' house has everything -- a hedge-maze, a moat, bleached hardwood floors, and a bottomless pit.
Lisa: It couldn't possibly be bottomless. Ba...
Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...

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