The Simpsons

Homer: Ah, the Interstate. Fasten your seat belts, kid
we're on our way to Itchy and Scratchy Land!...
Homer: {Oh my God...what'll I do, what'll I do?} Marge
{What's the matter with you, Homer? We don't have any fruits or vegetables in the car....
Homer: And now to absorb some local color through the magic of AM radio.
DJ 1: -- book of Revelations tells us to watch for the seven signs of evil -- DJ 2...
Marge: We better find a motel and stop for the night.
Homer: [slurred] We don't need to do that, Marge. I'm not tired, I'm not tired at all....
Homer: [looking at map] North...south...aw, nuts to this!
I'm going to take a shortcut. Marge: Homer, no, you're going to get lost....
Pilot: We're now approaching our final destination, Itchy and Scratchy Land
he amusement park of the future where nothing can possi- blye go wrong....
Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
Bart: Oh wow, cool! Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's just pretend violence, which is _actually_ beneficial for children....
Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.
Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge: Homer!...
Torture Land"..."Explosion Land"..."Searing Gas Pain Land".
.. "Unnecessary Surgery Land"...hmm... -- Marge reads the park map, "Itchy and Scratchy Land...