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Bart: Dad? Homer: Aw, I kicked one of those stupid Itchy characters in the butt.
Bart: Yeah. There's just no way to resist it, is there....
Marge: Oh, I'm so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.
Officer: OK, throw her in the hole. Marge: Oh, please...
Frink: You've got to listen to me.
Marge: I have nothing to say to you. Homer: But Marge, I was a political prisoner!
Marge: How were you a political prisoner? Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt!...
Lisa: Dad, I think you're wrong about that robot trying to be your friend.
Homer: Lisa! [robot swipes at him with ax] Don't [swipe!...
Bart: A chopper! We're saved! Man: [in Itchy costume] Hey!
You're the guys that didn't like our capering....
he robots close in] Marge: Oh, my. It looks like we're doomed.
Homer: Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me....
Lisa: Dad! The flash must have scrambled their circuits.
Homer: What are you, the narrator? Lisa: Aah! Just keep taking pictures!...
Bart: [German accent] Hey mouse...say cheese. [snaps picture
an Itchy robot collapses] With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero....
Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
Lisa: Yeah, best ever! Marge: Are you two bonkers? We almost got killed......

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