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Meyers: As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you for stopping the killer robots, and to show my appreciation, here are two free passes.
Homer: But there are f...
Frink: Man, if this is happening here, I'd hate to think of what's happening in Euro Itchy and Scratchy Land, n-hey.
[shot of empty parking lot in said park] Booth man: [French...
Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching u...
No sports, no rock, no information, For mindless chatter, we're your station!
-- KBBL radio's jingle, "Sideshow Bob Robe...
Announcer: KBBL talk radio. And now Springfield's favorite conservative and author of the well-selling book, "Only Turkeys Have Left Wings.
Ladies and gentlemen, Birch Barlow....
Barlow: You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of here in Springfield
one, the bats in the public library -- [scene switch to man opening card catalog and scre...
Barlow: Now, why are we doomed to this Quimby Quagmire, you ask, oh reasonable listener?
Marge: [hearing radio] Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial.
Lisa, you _know_ I don't like controversy in this house....
Barlow: So, my friends, let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program.
Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning. Can we listen to something...
Barlow: All right, my friends, let's go to the phones.
First up is Bob from South Springfield. Welcome to you, sir....

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