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Lisa: Sideshow Bob used to be Krusty the Klown's sidekick.
In 1990 he framed Krusty for armed robbery and Bart got him put in jail....
Lisa: Bart, your mortal enemy is on the radio! [turns it on] Marty
It's time for more deeee-mentia with Dr. Demento. Ba...
Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to our local merchants.
[people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it for us?...
Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent. Now you...
Barlow: My friends, isn't this just typical?
Barlow: [on the radio] My friends, Bob is a political prisoner.
I want every loyal listener to do everything they can to get him out of jail....
Quimby: Very well. If that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow.
[dials phone] [scene shift to Bob leaving prison] By special order of the mayo...
Burns: Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
[everyone answers "Mahoke"] Now, then, gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us....
Skinner: Now, students, I want you to be on your best behavior for this carefully-choreographed media event.
Now this means there is to be no wising-off, no face-making, and no gra...
Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....

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