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Bob: That was a _big_ mistake, Bart. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
-- Bob chides Bart for his stunt, "Sideshow Bob Robe...
Singers: Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really sink, [a garbage truck with a "Vote Quimby" ad empties a bin] We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
...
Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_ of two evils....
Abe: {That Quimby fellow promised to build us a Matlooock Expressway.
How're you going to top that, smart guy?} Bob...
cene shows prisoners going in a revolving door and coming out immediately] Voice
Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons....
King: The League of Uninformed Voters presents the Springfield Mayoral Debates.
I'm your moderator, Larry King. Now, a word to our audience...
Quimby: [with a cold] I shouldn't have shaken hands with those old people.
[Bart hands him some pills; Quimby eats a handful, then stumbles on stage] Lisa...
Barlow: Sideshow Bob, councilman Les Whinen says that you're not experienced enough to be mayor.
Sir, what do you have to say about that? Bob: I'd say that Les Whinen ought to do m...
Homer: [looks at ballot information] Hmm...I don't agree with his Bart- killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy.
[votes for Bob] Krusty: Well, he framed me for arm...
Kent: And the results are in. For Sideshow Bob, 100%, for Joe Quimby, 1%.
And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error....

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