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Homer: Aah! It's the Rapture! Quick, get Bart out of the house before God comes!
-- Homer is awakened by construction, "Sideshow Bob Robe...
Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man. You...
Skinner: Bart, by special request of the Mayor's office, you are going to be left back.
Bart: Oh. You mean I have to repeat the fourth grade?...
Teacher: [slowly] Now, boys and girls, who knows what this is?
Bart: [cocky] Triangle. Teacher: Very good, Bart!...
Homer: We're going to lose our house and end up living under a bridge like common trolls.
Lisa: I don't think Bob won that election legally....
Man: [carrying large stack of paper] Here you go: the results of last month's mayor election.
All 48000 voters and who each one of them voted for....
Bart: So whoever it is who wrote that note wants to meet us here tonight?
Lisa: This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein....
Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names. Ba
How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag] I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the campaign....
Lisa: This is hopeless. They're going to demolish our house for sure.
We're going to have to move into a Motel Six....
Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
[points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old grouch (1831-1909)"] Oh my God....

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