TOP TEN REASONS FOR WHY Q AND AMANDA LOOKED SO LARGE RELATIVE TO THE
ENTERPRISE:
10. The Walt Disney reason: It's a small ship after all.
9. The George Bush reason: It's the fault of the Democrats in
Congress.
8. The Bill Clinton reason: I didn't see the episode. If I did see it
it was only once, and I didn't notice anything wrong with it.
7. The "Dallas" reason: Dr. Crusher is dreaming this whole season.
6. The Monty Python reason: It's only a model.
5. The Oliver Stone Reason: Ask yourself, qui bono? Who benefits
if TNG's special effects aren't good? Babylon 5, that's who,
and the CIA, and the Mafia, and the Illuminati.
4. Bill Clinton reason: I knew all along there was something wrong
with the proportion. And it's not surprising, after 12 years of
Reaganomics.
3. Some unexplained reason: John DeLancia and Olivia D'Abo are
big stars.
2. The Rick Moranis reason: Honey, I shrunk the ship. Or is it,
Honey, I blew up the Qs.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON FOR WHY Q AND AMANDA LOOKED SO LARGE RELATIVE
TO THE ENTERPRISE:
1. The H. Ross Perot reason: It's irrelavant. Let's try to keep
things in perspective, okay? Can we focus on the issues for
just a moment here? While you've been reading this list, the
deficit's grown by another 430 million quatlons.
