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• Arab/Iranian Jokes Abdul and his arab hoard ride up to the oasis and just before they enter and hand with finger raised is shown from behind a rock and a voice yells out "Hey Abdul !
  EAT SHIT!" Now Abdul hearing an Israeli accent and having been insulted in such a way that even he can understand is upset....
• Twas the Night Before Desert-Storm ----------------------------------- 'Twas the night before Desert-Storm and all through Iraq Not a weapon was stirring not even a track.
  When up, in the air, there arose such a clatter Saddam jumped from bed to see what was the matter....
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
  In the first room she said she would like a pale blue....
• Unknown A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce.
  A bright red Porsche pulls up beside him, rolled down his window and excitedly entices the Rolls driver to do the same....
• Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
  Let's just say I could tell she wasn't gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper spreads I'd eaten....