A woman went to the pet shop and looked at a parrot. She
asked the shop owner, "Is he smart?"
"Is he smart, lady? Does a bear sh*t in the woods?
This bird is so smart he speaks six languages!"
So she bought him and brought him home.
She had to go out, but her husband came home. Seeing that she
had spent all of the grocery money on this parrot, and there was
no food in the house, the husband - who was starving -
strangled the bird, plucked it, cleaned it, and cooked it.
When his wife came home, dinner was served.
She screamed, "How could you do this?"
To which he replied, "Hey,we gotta eat!"
She said, "This bird was brilliant! He spoke six languages!"
To which he said, "Oh yeah? If he was so fu*king smart, why
didn't he say something?"
