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• A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St.
  Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly....
• A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St.
  Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly....
• Three guys, an Italian, a Jew and a Polack, just died and were being judged as to their worthiness of entering the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter said that they were all equally bad, so the ones that proved themselves in a test of faith would get in....
• Placing Blame This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in = a car crash.
  They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise....
• There was this salesman who died. At the pearly gates St Peter said that he could chose whether he wanted to go to heaven or hell.
  First, St Peter showed him heaven. There were people dressed in white flying through the clouds, singing and playing harps....
• The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates.
  Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, "Just a minute, I'll be right back"....
• Heaven or Hell... Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven.
  St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a Pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities....
• A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St.
  Peter. "Ah", says St. Peter, "we've been expecting you....