I Heard This From My Brother, Who Is A Search And Rescue Pilot At Canadian Forces Base Bagotville, Quebec.

I Heard This From My Brother, Who Is A Search And Rescue Pilot At Canadian Forces Base Bagotville, Quebec.

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I heard this from my brother, who is a Search and Rescue pilot at Canadian
Forces Base Bagotville, Quebec. It's an apocryphal story that allegedly
happened late one night during bad weather, as heard over the tower radio:

Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over <such-and-such> beacon".

Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! _I'm_ holding at 3000 over
that beacon!"

(brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot."

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