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• A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane.
  When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  Years ago, I was taking an algebra class over the summer, and had a teacher who liked to reminisce about his past with funny stories....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From...
• A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
  He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car....