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  About this time, the last thing he needed was one more kook, but he invited the man in....
• Funny Froggie Story A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
  He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green....
• There was a big party going on in the local mental hospital.
  It was a big event, and one of the local doctors had been invited to tour the grounds during the festival....
• This lawyer walked into a bar with a toad on his head and ordered a beer.
  Bartender served him and asked "what's that?" "I don't know", said the toad, "it started out as a wart on my ass....
• Once upon a time, the vicar was walking in the vicarage garden when he came to a lily pond.
  There was a little green frog sitting by the pond....
• A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice, "doctor is there anything you can do for my voice?
  The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock....
• This guy walks into an opthamologist's office with a violin case.
  He waits for his appointment and is shown into the doctor's office....
• Once upon a time a sailor ran into his doctor's office and begged him for help.
  He pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his dick, which was sporting a ruby red ring around the tip....